![]() ![]() The worst part and kind of the best part, um. oh, my God, I have fucking Aids! I have Aids. And they go through a questionnaire and they ask you a bunch of questions. I really needed some good news so I got an Aids test. I'll be honest, I woke up and I really just had the blahs. Be fucking brilliant!" Sarah Silverman on Aids (2006) It'll be pukka!" You said something about asylum-seekers. ![]() It'll be well all right, it'll be pukka, it'll be pukka! There's too many asylum-seekers coming in the country." What, what? What? "Come on, come on, it's all right, £1 day trip to France. ![]() ĭo any of you have a friend that you, like, fucking hate? That has infiltrated your life and is trying to surreptitiously make you be a bit racist with the offer of a £1 day trip to France. I've read it all my life and I sort of have an odd relationship with The Sun newspaper. I wanted to talk to you about the Sun and that a bit, really. You're the one we want to control taxes and water rates and immigration and all that shit." Russell Brand on the Sun (2006) in my underpants." And all the people who'd bothered to stop and watch, they're the really stupid ones cos they said, "You're the man. And then said to the people who were gathered, "Look how good I am at lifting things. A five-year-old child looks at a heavy thing and goes, "I don't think so, I'd rather shove Lego up my arse. Now, you and me, we avoid lifting things. How the fuck did that happen? You know how that happened, how he got that job? By lifting things. There's a perfectly ordinary English sentence. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of California. ![]()
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